all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
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Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
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Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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