We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
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I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
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Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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