he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
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I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
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ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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