Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
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My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
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So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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