Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
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Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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