I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
it's great music for shaving your balls
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If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
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Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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