Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
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If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
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he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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