Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
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his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
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Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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