I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
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this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
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He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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