I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
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I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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