i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
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Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
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He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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