i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
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2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
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I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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