I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
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I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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