Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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