I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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