Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
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Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Is it penis luge time yet?
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
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I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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