If i come over, it means nothing
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
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You dont lie about slip and slides
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
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I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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