i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
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So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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