that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
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Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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