i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
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I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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