I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
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getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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