Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
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Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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