Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(440): View more from Ohio

Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(440): Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole." http://tfl.nu/4d9m

Replies (10) Good night (2941) Bad night (531) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(209): View more from California

Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(209): Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth. http://tfl.nu/an4l

Replies (9) Good night (496) Bad night (3645) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(847): View more from Illinois

Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(847): Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party http://tfl.nu/77aw

Replies (15) Good night (6669) Bad night (502) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(708): View more from Illinois

we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(708): we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon http://tfl.nu/1ry8

Replies (11) Good night (4161) Bad night (504) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(217): View more from Illinois

Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(217): Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation. http://tfl.nu/9spz

Replies (14) Good night (9328) Bad night (589) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(919): View more from North Carolina

So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.

(1-919): View more from North Carolina

And that worked?

(919): View more from North Carolina

9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(919): So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night. (1-919): And that worked? (919): 9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards. http://tfl.nu/moso

Replies (70) Good night (13311) Bad night (1356)
Favorite
(516): View more from New York

Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(516): Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn" http://tfl.nu/e8ge

Replies (19) Good night (5519) Bad night (1137)
Favorite
(203): View more from Connecticut

Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(203): Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin http://tfl.nu/pqe0

Replies (26) Good night (4992) Bad night (1074) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(804): View more from Virginia

He likes Jesus. Game over.

(804): View more from Virginia

Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(804): He likes Jesus. Game over. (804): Oooh wait, he just told me he was high. http://tfl.nu/lcdj

Replies (14) Good night (4734) Bad night (1331)
Favorite
(+61): View more from Australia

Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(+61): Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup. http://tfl.nu/3fht

Replies (9) Good night (3220) Bad night (883) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(585): View more from New York

The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(585): The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean... http://tfl.nu/ugwg

Replies (13) Good night (517) Bad night (1337)
Favorite
(701): View more from North Dakota

I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(701): I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting. http://tfl.nu/1ezz

Replies (13) Good night (1226) Bad night (1381) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(859): View more from Kentucky

By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(859): By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day http://tfl.nu/zi65

Replies (2) Good night (1170) Bad night (436) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(732): View more from New Jersey

FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(732): FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY http://tfl.nu/r4u9

Replies (14) Good night (1946) Bad night (568) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(412): View more from Pennsylvania

wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(412): wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago. http://tfl.nu/kdfi

Replies (4) Good night (251) Bad night (650) Order T-Shirt

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: