how hairy? two words: wookie tits
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
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Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
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I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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