I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
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I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
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I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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