I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
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while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
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he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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