Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
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Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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