Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
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if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
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Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
dude. I can hear the air.
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