He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
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I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
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Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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