Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
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Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
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Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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