So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
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My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
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Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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