The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
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I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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