Where are you?
In a non slutty way
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
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dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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