so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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There r osticjed everywhere
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
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Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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