if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
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She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
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the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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