By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
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50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
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Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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