so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
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He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
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Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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