Please, let me fuck your mom
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
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i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
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I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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