But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
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When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
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Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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