You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
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I booty called her while she was in labor.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
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Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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