he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
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I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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