i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
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I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
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I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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