ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
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I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
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WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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