yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
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Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
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oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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