So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
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I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
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You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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