where am i from again
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His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
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Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
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I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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