In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
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I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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