Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
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I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
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Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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