It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
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now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
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I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
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You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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