people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
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They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
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you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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