One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
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He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
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Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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