summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
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I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
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Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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