i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
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I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
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I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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